Mysterious Universe

I think those Japanese are not thinking big enough with those ‘diet glasses’. What if they invented the reality-enhanced equivalent of ‘beer goggles’ which would make everyone you see 25% more attractive? Everyone you meet in a bar is a Victoria’s Secret model!

Only problem would be, they’d need to make them slim enough so you could actually sleep with them on —or else you’d suffer the usual shock of the current ‘beer goggles’ in the morning.

Also… UFO PORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I vote for the UFOPORNO loop as the new MU theme song.