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** TO GO WITH STORY SLUGGED WALTER MERCADO ** This undated photo provided by Astromundo Inc, shows Puerto Rican astrologer Walter Mercado. Mercado, 76, is looking to conquer the market that is still beyond his grasp: the English-language one. On Sunday, April 13, 2008 Mercado debuts on a new VH1 reality show entitled, “Viva Hollywood,” in which bilingual actors live together and compete to star in a Telemundo telenovela. Those who are voted off must act out death scene. The show is as over the top as Mercado, but if his trajectory is any signal, it might just have a chance at success. (AP Photo/Astromundo Inc., Ramon Feliciano) **MANDATORY CREDIT: ASTROMUNDO INC, RAMON FELICIANO**

Miguel Romero a.k.a. Red Pill Junkie is a cartoonist and fortean blogger who writes at Mysterious Universe
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