UFOs come in all shapes and sizes but this is getting ridiculous. Recent eyewitness reports describe UFO sightings as a ball, a boomerang, a blob and bagels. Have aliens agreed to disagree about ship shapes?
The boomerang UFO was seen on April 17th over Port Jefferson, New York (on Long Island), by a commuter driving home from work at 10:30 p.m. He recorded it on his cell phone and described it as a boomerang shape with "red and blue lights hovering" that then “went higher into the air and started to move pretty fast.”
New York is attracting more odd-shaped UFOs these days as this shape-shifting blob UFO was also spotted there in the early hours of September 12th. The witness is sleepily uncertain of what he’s looking at and is open to suggestions, to which many responded with “planet” (it doesn’t seem to be moving much) or a spot on a dirty window (it’s sad that people are afraid to go outside at night anymore).
This gold ball was spotted on September 15th over Sevastopol, Russia, on the coast of the Black Sea. Could be a balloon but it’s traveling at a very steady speed and altitude.
While some reports called it a donut, I prefer the cream-filled variety so this UFO spotted in Belgium looks more like a bagel to me. It was recorded on August 18th by a man in De Pinte, Belgium who was stopped at a traffic light. It’s definitely round with a hole in the middle.
Bagel may be the shape of the future as this video is also of a bagel-shaped UFO recorded over South Yorkshire, England, on May 30th. The witness said it was stationary in the sky and appeared to change shapes but always returned back to the ring-shaped bagel (bagel-shaped ring?).
Here’s another bagel over Vero Beach, Florida, on September 9th.
Whatever they are, they’re definitely UFOs. Now excuse me while I go have a bagel.