Dec 01, 2021 I Paul Seaburn

Meet the TikTok Timeline Shifters Who Cross Dimensions Via Their Bathroom Showers

TikTok is the home of influencers and time travelers, but those groups may soon have to make room for a new collection of unusual people – timeline shifters who change dimensions while taking a shower. Really! And they’re willing to share the skill with the public. Will this cause a massive exodus from our dimensions or just a massive water shortage?

“The easiest way to skip timelines is to find a portal. So sometimes I’ll script or I’ll envision in my mind the timeline, and as I’m in the water I’m shutting the old timeline. When the water stops I’m stepping out into the timeline.”

Timeline shifter Kady Rox goes by @kadyroxz on TikTok and goes from dimension to dimension on a wet shower floor … although that’s not how her first timeline shift occurred. She claims via TikTok she was on a school trip to France in 2017 and flew home with her classmates … except they remember her missing the flight and flying home on a later one without them – meeting up at their destination airport to catch a taxi home. While most people might blame this on nerves, homesickness, drugs or French cuisine, Rox came to a different conclusion – she made the trip in a separate dimension via transtemporal travel. How she did this – or even came to the conclusion – isn’t explained, but that never stopped a good TikTok influencer.

Hold on a minute! This sounds familiar!

If you’re thinking this sounds similar to “WandaVision,” the popular Marvel time travel miniseries, you’re right. If you think it kind of sounds like the adventures of Javier – a.k.a. @unicosobreviviente or the Lone Survivor – who claims via TikTok videos he has traveled to 2027 but in another dimension where he’s the only person left on Earth, you’re right there too. If you think there are hundreds of thousands of people on TikTok who want to learn how to timeline shift out of their current situation for whatever reason – you hit a “you’re right” hat trick.

  • Give yourself enough time, because you don’t want to rush this. You want to do this with intentionality.
  • When you go into the shower, soak yourself - we use hot, warm water and really cover your entire body and get soaking wet. Shampoo and lather with a strong smelling scent such as orange or cinnamon.””
  • (Set the water) to the coldest possible temperature. And as you’re really feeling your entire body head to toe with this cold water running down take three to eight conscious breaths. And while you’re doing this practice law of assumption and assume that it’s already yours, believe it and this is really where that shift happens into that timeline. This hot to cold really shifts you.

Those timeline shifting tips come from TikTok Master Manifester Marian Valenza – a “Money, Mindset & Manifestation” maven who may or may not have taught Rox how to timeline shift on command but definitely has some interesting ideas on things to do in the shower. Valenza’s sounds more like a lucid dreaming coach, while Rox’s TikTok timeline shifting tale generated enough views that it convinced her to keep it going – as a good influencer should. If only she provided some evidence.

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I'm still here ... what am I doing wrong?

Getting back to Jason (remember the Lone Survivor?), he claimed he had no idea how he shifted into 2027 in a different dimension, but this could be his solution to getting back – hot water, soap and positive thinking.

Does any of this sound like it actually works? We’ll know if people start disappearing and all that is left is a cold running shower.

Paul Seaburn

Paul Seaburn is the editor at Mysterious Universe and its most prolific writer. He’s written for TV shows such as "The Tonight Show", "Politically Incorrect" and an award-winning children’s program. He's been published in “The New York Times" and "Huffington Post” and has co-authored numerous collections of trivia, puzzles and humor. His “What in the World!” podcast is a fun look at the latest weird and paranormal news, strange sports stories and odd trivia. Paul likes to add a bit of humor to each MU post he crafts. After all, the mysterious doesn't always have to be serious.

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